Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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