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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

roses are red. violets are violet...

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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