- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's the deal with brown?

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Guess what? I like trains.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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