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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Obama

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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