A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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