- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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