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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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