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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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