Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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