- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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