- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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