- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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