- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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