Do your parents know you're gay?

Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Y u do dis?

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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