A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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