- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's circular and round A circle

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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