What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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