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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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