What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I have a gay camel

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Dislike this.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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