Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Seven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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