- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away