- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Politics

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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