Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Cancer.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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