- Anti Joke

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Asians

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked