How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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