- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Asians

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater