What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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