- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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