i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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5 people are walking

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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