- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What can fly? Lots of things

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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