Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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kill yourself

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Cancer.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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