Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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women's rights

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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oooh look a banshee

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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