- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's 9 + 10 19

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Mormons having fun.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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