- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Women's Rights.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Whats 2+1? 2.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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