- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Nice belt.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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