why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What is a chair?

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Lil' Wayne

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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