How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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