- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's circular and round A circle

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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