- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

cancer

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Female rights.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.