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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Justin's humor

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Raveena Thandhan

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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