- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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