- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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