- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Oh...okay, good.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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