- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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