- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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