- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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