What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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