- Anti Joke

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

I have a gay camel

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

I have a gay camel

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

I have a gay camel

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400