- Anti Joke

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Women.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Black people having a Job.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS