- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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