anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

William wright is Gay

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

more chocolate?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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