Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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My life :(

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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