- Anti Joke

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.