Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Sarah Palin

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Moo! I'm a goat!

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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