Asians

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Potato!

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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children burning

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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So does Blake

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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V I T A M I N C !

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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