- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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