What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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