- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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