Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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