- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

God wrote this joke.................................

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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