- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Of course, first door on your left

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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