An Asian person drove home safely.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Help I'm being raped!

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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