Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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canada

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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