- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

watch me nae nae

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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