- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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