- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

whats worse than a kane nothing

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