whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

david poredos

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

i keep getting thumbs down...

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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