- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Y u do dis?

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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