What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A women's opinion.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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