What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Mullets

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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