- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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