- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How come anti jokes r funny

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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