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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Hitler

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Do your parents know you're gay?

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Y u do dis?

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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