- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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