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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Black people are the scum of the earth

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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