- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

The Christian Bible.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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