- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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