Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Meow.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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