- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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