- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Rebecca Black's career.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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