- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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