Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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