- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Your mother is average.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

im watching you..

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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