why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Punching a baby

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A ginger was with his friends

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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neil patrick harris

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Anti Joke

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