- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Is maynaise an instrument?

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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