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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Please? No.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Alex Gedrose.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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