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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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