- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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