- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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