- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Womens rights

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did th-A fridge.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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