A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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your mom

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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A man killed himself.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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