There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What's half of 8? o

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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People with cancer.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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