Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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whats 2+2? math.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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The WNBA

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Gay Rights

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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