Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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How old is your mom Dead

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Anti Joke

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