- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

what do u call a apple a apple

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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