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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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guess what chicken butt

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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